Time Cop


Why does everyone’s fantasies of time travel killing Hitler always entail killing him as a baby or killing his pregnant mother? It’s an interesting moral question but why wouldn’t you just go back a few years later? Also, do you think child molesters fantasize about going back in time and molesting a young child Hitler? That’d be pretty fucked.

What time travelers should really do is go back and convert his mom to Judaism. Boom I just fixed history.

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